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The rare world of linkage from the Glacier brings you this
http://health.msn.com/healthnews/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100138628>1=8211
I feel vindicated. As possibly the only male in his late twenties never to have owned a cell phone, and feeling nothing but pure hatred (hyperbole) for cell phone users, this is a justification. Now that we are all interconnected with everyone, e-tasking, talking, driving, eating, smoking, piped in music, honking, lights, brakes, stop, go, hands-free, hands-full, 0-60, 60-0, I SAY STOP.
FUCK IT, I'm walking...
http://health.msn.com/healthnews/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100138628>1=8211
I feel vindicated. As possibly the only male in his late twenties never to have owned a cell phone, and feeling nothing but pure hatred (hyperbole) for cell phone users, this is a justification. Now that we are all interconnected with everyone, e-tasking, talking, driving, eating, smoking, piped in music, honking, lights, brakes, stop, go, hands-free, hands-full, 0-60, 60-0, I SAY STOP.
FUCK IT, I'm walking...
"...And who the hell are you to tell me what to do?"
Argued by
Andrew Simone |
9:38 AM
Hey, asshole,
I can tie my own haggard shoes!
Argued by
beitiathustra |
10:30 AM
I may be an asshole but I am an asshole who remembers Bad Religion lyrics.
Man, I wouldn't even know that song were it not for you. It was bound to come back to you sometime.
Argued by
Andrew Simone |
2:59 PM
I knew the reference, hence may response. Plus, it was a charitable "asshole" not an assholey asshole.
Argued by
beitiathustra |
12:40 PM
Yeah, I know. I just just been an assholey asshole but pretending to think you weren't calling me a charitable asshole.
Argued by
Andrew Simone |
3:38 PM
Hey, I didn't say you were an assholey asshole for assholishly assuming that the asshole I charitably assholed in your assholesque direction was a assholey asshole.
Argued by
beitiathustra |
4:35 PM
I had to read that sentence three times to make sure I understood it properly.
Argued by
Andrew Simone |
5:39 PM
Nice.
That article rings true.
I don't have a cell phone, never have, and hopefully never will. (But I cheat because my wife needs one for work, although I can barely manage to figure out how to use the thing).
Argued by
Anonymous |
4:23 AM
I thought (Mr. Kodiak) I recalled an amusing e-mail once sent to me many moons ago referencing "can you pay me now?"
Argued by
beitiathustra |
5:46 PM